Originally aired February 7, 2006.

Cuddy: (Speaking in reference to Stacy). Here's what I think she's gonna say: "Oh, I love Greg, but if you go against a patient's wishes, you're calling her a liar. Meanwhile, I end up in court having to defend the big, mean doctor, albeit with dreamy eyes, who wouldn't believe the nice suburban mom. And even though his cane makes me melt, do the damn surgery."

House: Who finished the animal crackers? If you finish something, don't just put back the empty box, throw it out!

(House arrives).
Cuddy: He's actually on time.
Wilson: He's six minutes early.
Cuddy: Something's happened.
Wilson: I'm on it.

Wilson: What the hell happened in Baltimore?
House: Sorry, chief - I never kiss and tell.
Wilson: I think you just did.

Wilson: Great, breaking up a marriage - fertile ground for high comedy.

Cameron: You won't read your mail, but you’ll open mine.
House: It was confidential. I wanted to know.
Cameron: The most important letter of my life, and you're still an a**.
House: Comforting, isn't it?

Stella: What happened to your foot?
House: War wound.
Stella: Does it hurt?
House: Everyday.
Stella: Is that why you're so sad?
House: Oh, aren't you adorable. I'm not sad, I'm complicated. Chicks dig that. Some day you'll understand.

Wilson: Being miserable doesn't make you better than anyone else, House. It just makes you miserable.

Stacy: What was Greg like after I left?
Cuddy: Uh, an egomaniacal narcissistic pain in the a**. Same as before you left.

Foreman: Hyper vigilance, sudden irritability.
House: Symptomatic of... lunch with Cuddy?

House: (Speaking to the white board). We give you so much and you give us so little.

House: (Speaking to Foreman). Your four weeks just expired. Your reign of terror is over – mine has just begun.

House: (He is knocking on the door to Wilson's office). I know you're in there. I can hear you caring.

House: Mommy does everything for her family these days. Even swallows their pills.