Mirror, Mirror (Quotes)
Originally aired on October 30, 2007.
Amber: What's going on?
Kutner: You're the favorite.
Amber: House's?
Kutner: To get fired.
Cuddy: I just hired him (Foreman).
House: Well, I fired him. To infinity.
Wilson: Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me.
House: Yes, I needed a smug oncologist.
Wilson: An authoritative oncologist.
House: I hate you. Tell me why.
Wilson: So what if it’s House?
Foreman: Then I take the job at Mount Zion.
Wilson: There is no job at Mount Zion.
Foreman: House said-
Wilson: Well, if House said it, it must be true.
Cuddy: You do nothing without his (Foreman) knowledge.
House: Oh, uh, just in case I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?
Foreman: I'm not quitting.
House: My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world. This is about restoring order in the universe.
Foreman: I'm not quitting.
House: You're going to be miserable.
Foreman: I already am miserable.
(House and Cuddy stand in front of a patient who mirrors whichever person he feels to be most dominant as they are curious as to who he will choose).
Cuddy: Hi, I'm the Dean of Medicine.
House: Hi, I'm the guy who saved your life.
Cuddy: I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need-
House: She doesn't fire me. She never will fire me. She needs me-
Cuddy: He's a good doctor, that's all. I respect his expertise and I-
House: She's hot for me.
Robert Elliott: Shut up.
Cuddy: Well, that could have been either of us.
Robert Elliott: You have great ya-bos.
Cuddy: Still could have been either of us.
House: You lose.
Cuddy: Seriously! I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.
House: Keep him in the isolation room so he doesn't pick up extreme bitch syndrome from one of the nurses.
Foreman: The mayo is fine, you can stay where you are. I'm a doctor.
House: Mail order. I've seen the diploma. Two n's in university.
Foreman: The world thinks I've been corrupted so no one will hire me. I hate being here. I'd love to quit but I can't.
House: So now you’ve electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. I like the dedication.
Kutner: Thank you.
Taub: It wasn’t a compliment.
House: Yeah it was. The insult comes now: you’re insane!
Kutner: The cultures were my idea.
House: No one's keeping score. You’re losing.
Foreman: You know what’s worse then a sanctimonious speech? A sanctimonious speech that’s dead wrong.
Cuddy: Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. Frankly, I’m worried it might spread to other condiments.
House: Someone’s gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That’s how I stay so happy.
House: War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
Cuddy: Foreman's not going anywhere.
House: And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
Brennan: You want us to stop his breathing?
House: Well, only until you can figure out why. After that it would be irresponsible.
House: Have you guys heard any of my metaphors yet? Well come on, sit on grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals; immune system's the police. Seriously, Grumpy, get up here, it’ll make us both happy.
Amber: What's going on?
Kutner: You're the favorite.
Amber: House's?
Kutner: To get fired.
Cuddy: I just hired him (Foreman).
House: Well, I fired him. To infinity.
Wilson: Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me.
House: Yes, I needed a smug oncologist.
Wilson: An authoritative oncologist.
House: I hate you. Tell me why.
Wilson: So what if it’s House?
Foreman: Then I take the job at Mount Zion.
Wilson: There is no job at Mount Zion.
Foreman: House said-
Wilson: Well, if House said it, it must be true.
Cuddy: You do nothing without his (Foreman) knowledge.
House: Oh, uh, just in case I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?
Foreman: I'm not quitting.
House: My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world. This is about restoring order in the universe.
Foreman: I'm not quitting.
House: You're going to be miserable.
Foreman: I already am miserable.
(House and Cuddy stand in front of a patient who mirrors whichever person he feels to be most dominant as they are curious as to who he will choose).
Cuddy: Hi, I'm the Dean of Medicine.
House: Hi, I'm the guy who saved your life.
Cuddy: I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need-
House: She doesn't fire me. She never will fire me. She needs me-
Cuddy: He's a good doctor, that's all. I respect his expertise and I-
House: She's hot for me.
Robert Elliott: Shut up.
Cuddy: Well, that could have been either of us.
Robert Elliott: You have great ya-bos.
Cuddy: Still could have been either of us.
House: You lose.
Cuddy: Seriously! I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.
House: Keep him in the isolation room so he doesn't pick up extreme bitch syndrome from one of the nurses.
Foreman: The mayo is fine, you can stay where you are. I'm a doctor.
House: Mail order. I've seen the diploma. Two n's in university.
Foreman: The world thinks I've been corrupted so no one will hire me. I hate being here. I'd love to quit but I can't.
House: So now you’ve electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. I like the dedication.
Kutner: Thank you.
Taub: It wasn’t a compliment.
House: Yeah it was. The insult comes now: you’re insane!
Kutner: The cultures were my idea.
House: No one's keeping score. You’re losing.
Foreman: You know what’s worse then a sanctimonious speech? A sanctimonious speech that’s dead wrong.
Cuddy: Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. Frankly, I’m worried it might spread to other condiments.
House: Someone’s gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That’s how I stay so happy.
House: War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
Cuddy: Foreman's not going anywhere.
House: And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
Brennan: You want us to stop his breathing?
House: Well, only until you can figure out why. After that it would be irresponsible.
House: Have you guys heard any of my metaphors yet? Well come on, sit on grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals; immune system's the police. Seriously, Grumpy, get up here, it’ll make us both happy.
