97 Seconds (Quotes)
Originally aired on October 9, 2007.
House: You like exotic. Why are you here?
Brennan: I want this job.
House: Parents sick?
Brennan: No, I... I just...
House: This is not the job you want. This is a job in a zip code you want. You engaged?
Brennan: Yes.
House: Tada!
Wilson: You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself.
House: That was the whole idea.
Wilson: You wanted to kill yourself?
House: I wanted to nearly kill myself.
Cuddy: How advanced is the pneumonia?
House: It's taking college courses.
Cole: Why are you late?
House: To see who'd put up with it.
Cole: So, if we left, we would have been fired?
House: I was gonna fire whoever stuck around. But, since everyone stuck around...
House: Can't let you leave. I think you're still suicidal.
Almore: I wasn't trying to off myself.
House: No, that's right. You were just trying to kill the wall.
House: Hey Wilson! I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out. Wanna come watch?
Wilson: Good times.
House: (Speaking to patient). I check this little box and your new roommates are Jesus and Crazy McLoonybin.
House: I'm going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm gonna fire.
Cuddy: Why are you here?
House: My offices is being used by my teams.
Cuddy: Teams?
House: Which means this is the only place where you can yell at me.
Cuddy: You have teams?
House: Two of them. I wanted to deal with the yelling today because I noticed what you were wearing and I wouldn't have to listen all that closely.
Cuddy: You can't make a competition out of patient care.
House: I could have you fired!
Chase: You already had me fired.
House: Just proves that I can.
Chase: Were the men wrong?
House: No. That doesn't change the fact that-
Chase: Why are you yelling at me?
House: Because performing tests for someone who's not a doctor in this hospital-
Chase: You're frustrated. If you want help, I'm here. If you just need to vent, leave a message.
Cameron: I like him better like this. You?
Henry: It was the best two weeks of my life.
House: I think I'll miss you most of all, ridiculously old fraud.
House: Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump. Very small one; just one truck comes and it only comes for one home. Al Gore would be appalled.
Cuddy: You can't beat me at a foot race.
House: I thought we were dancing.
Henry: We're not okay.
Amber: I get it. You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
Taub: Manipulative.
Kutner: "Cutthroat B****" is your official title.
Amber: It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
Cole: No, thank you.
Wilson: Just watching you is painful. I'm upping your pain meds.
House: I love you.
Cole: What are we supposed to be doing? It's almost four.
Kutner: You've got somewhere to be?
Twin: We know he likes to manipulate people. He's probably testing us.
Amber: To find out what? How long we can look stupid for? He said he'd be here by 3. He's obviously not coming. I'm going home.
Cole: Nobody follow her. She pied pipered nine people right out of the job last week.
House: You like exotic. Why are you here?
Brennan: I want this job.
House: Parents sick?
Brennan: No, I... I just...
House: This is not the job you want. This is a job in a zip code you want. You engaged?
Brennan: Yes.
House: Tada!
Wilson: You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself.
House: That was the whole idea.
Wilson: You wanted to kill yourself?
House: I wanted to nearly kill myself.
Cuddy: How advanced is the pneumonia?
House: It's taking college courses.
Cole: Why are you late?
House: To see who'd put up with it.
Cole: So, if we left, we would have been fired?
House: I was gonna fire whoever stuck around. But, since everyone stuck around...
House: Can't let you leave. I think you're still suicidal.
Almore: I wasn't trying to off myself.
House: No, that's right. You were just trying to kill the wall.
House: Hey Wilson! I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out. Wanna come watch?
Wilson: Good times.
House: (Speaking to patient). I check this little box and your new roommates are Jesus and Crazy McLoonybin.
House: I'm going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm gonna fire.
Cuddy: Why are you here?
House: My offices is being used by my teams.
Cuddy: Teams?
House: Which means this is the only place where you can yell at me.
Cuddy: You have teams?
House: Two of them. I wanted to deal with the yelling today because I noticed what you were wearing and I wouldn't have to listen all that closely.
Cuddy: You can't make a competition out of patient care.
House: I could have you fired!
Chase: You already had me fired.
House: Just proves that I can.
Chase: Were the men wrong?
House: No. That doesn't change the fact that-
Chase: Why are you yelling at me?
House: Because performing tests for someone who's not a doctor in this hospital-
Chase: You're frustrated. If you want help, I'm here. If you just need to vent, leave a message.
Cameron: I like him better like this. You?
Henry: It was the best two weeks of my life.
House: I think I'll miss you most of all, ridiculously old fraud.
House: Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump. Very small one; just one truck comes and it only comes for one home. Al Gore would be appalled.
Cuddy: You can't beat me at a foot race.
House: I thought we were dancing.
Henry: We're not okay.
Amber: I get it. You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
Taub: Manipulative.
Kutner: "Cutthroat B****" is your official title.
Amber: It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
Cole: No, thank you.
Wilson: Just watching you is painful. I'm upping your pain meds.
House: I love you.
Cole: What are we supposed to be doing? It's almost four.
Kutner: You've got somewhere to be?
Twin: We know he likes to manipulate people. He's probably testing us.
Amber: To find out what? How long we can look stupid for? He said he'd be here by 3. He's obviously not coming. I'm going home.
Cole: Nobody follow her. She pied pipered nine people right out of the job last week.
