House Training (Quotes)
Originally aired on April 24, 2007.
Wilson: (Speaking to House). I’m not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again. Do not pass me notes in class, do not make me ask her to the prom.
Lupe: No one’s as good as he thinks he is.
House: I am.
House: James Wilson is never the safe choice.
Cuddy: We're going to a gallery. We're not getting married.
House: Well, sure, you say that now. He always marries them in the end.
House: You find the toxins, you run your bubble study. You won't find anything, but I'll get the office to myself. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet. Doesn't download itself.
Wilson: She (Cuddy) enjoyed the play. I enjoyed her enjoying the play. The woman works hard. It's nice to see her relax.
House: So all this enjoying is an act of charity?
Wilson: I'm keeping the receipts for tax purposes.
(Foreman is talking with a patient that will die in part because of a mistake that he has made).
Lupe: I never did much. No kid to leave behind. When I go the world's not gonna be any different. Kind of a relief for you, huh?
Foreman: You were right about me. I, uh, I had a problem with you. But, you were wrong, too. I've made some bad decisions. Stole cars, robbed houses.
Lupe: Killed a woman."
Foreman: But, then I got another chance. I left home. Went to college. Entered a whole other world. But, some part of me I can't get rid of always thinks if I'm not the smartest, if I'm not the first, everywhere I go, they'll figure out I'm not supposed to be here. They'll send me back.
Lupe: You know that's not going to happen. You're out.
Foreman: I'll never be out of there. That was the last time I ever felt at home. I only put distance between you and me because I know there isn't any.
Foreman: "No." He is holding her hand and she starts holding back.
Chase: Foreman's got personality issues, so you’re going to step in?
House: Patient doesn’t like Foreman, I'm interested.
House: First, "Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram. You want a better one for Gregory House? Huge ego, sorry.
Cuddy: I needed a friend and I thought Wilson was a safe choice.
House: I’m not safe? Cool.
Cuddy: I like art. I'm open to new things. What's the problem?
House: You're going to a gallery to see Venezuelan pictures that don't exist, but you won't go to a play with me! Why?
Cuddy: House, why is my social life suddenly red hot? One minute I'm mushing along with the huskies, as usual and suddenly it's global warming. You'd think you saw somebody else pick up a toy from the sand box and suddenly you want it.
House: (Speaking to Foreman). Go home, have a few drinks, go to sleep, get up tomorrow and do it all over - only better. If you need absolution, go to a priest or give alms to the poor. Whatever ritual comforts you.
Foreman: I killed her.
House: Yeah, me too.
Foreman: This wasn't, "Oh, I should have thought of that idea sooner." This wasn't messing up a dosage. We see a disease rushing down on someone like a train, we can't always get them out of the way. This wasn't that.
House: No. And you'll do it again. For a lot of doctors, this would be a once in a lifetime mistake. But, we're not a lot of doctors. We must've saved more patients than the guy down the street. But, a few of the ones that he'll save by doing what everyone else does, we will lose.
Foreman: So, you're giving me numbers.
House: 'Cause they don't lie. I can't forgive you, Foreman, because there's nothing to forgive.
Wilson: (Speaking to House). I’m not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again. Do not pass me notes in class, do not make me ask her to the prom.
Lupe: No one’s as good as he thinks he is.
House: I am.
House: James Wilson is never the safe choice.
Cuddy: We're going to a gallery. We're not getting married.
House: Well, sure, you say that now. He always marries them in the end.
House: You find the toxins, you run your bubble study. You won't find anything, but I'll get the office to myself. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet. Doesn't download itself.
Wilson: She (Cuddy) enjoyed the play. I enjoyed her enjoying the play. The woman works hard. It's nice to see her relax.
House: So all this enjoying is an act of charity?
Wilson: I'm keeping the receipts for tax purposes.
(Foreman is talking with a patient that will die in part because of a mistake that he has made).
Lupe: I never did much. No kid to leave behind. When I go the world's not gonna be any different. Kind of a relief for you, huh?
Foreman: You were right about me. I, uh, I had a problem with you. But, you were wrong, too. I've made some bad decisions. Stole cars, robbed houses.
Lupe: Killed a woman."
Foreman: But, then I got another chance. I left home. Went to college. Entered a whole other world. But, some part of me I can't get rid of always thinks if I'm not the smartest, if I'm not the first, everywhere I go, they'll figure out I'm not supposed to be here. They'll send me back.
Lupe: You know that's not going to happen. You're out.
Foreman: I'll never be out of there. That was the last time I ever felt at home. I only put distance between you and me because I know there isn't any.
Foreman: "No." He is holding her hand and she starts holding back.
Chase: Foreman's got personality issues, so you’re going to step in?
House: Patient doesn’t like Foreman, I'm interested.
House: First, "Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram. You want a better one for Gregory House? Huge ego, sorry.
Cuddy: I needed a friend and I thought Wilson was a safe choice.
House: I’m not safe? Cool.
Cuddy: I like art. I'm open to new things. What's the problem?
House: You're going to a gallery to see Venezuelan pictures that don't exist, but you won't go to a play with me! Why?
Cuddy: House, why is my social life suddenly red hot? One minute I'm mushing along with the huskies, as usual and suddenly it's global warming. You'd think you saw somebody else pick up a toy from the sand box and suddenly you want it.
House: (Speaking to Foreman). Go home, have a few drinks, go to sleep, get up tomorrow and do it all over - only better. If you need absolution, go to a priest or give alms to the poor. Whatever ritual comforts you.
Foreman: I killed her.
House: Yeah, me too.
Foreman: This wasn't, "Oh, I should have thought of that idea sooner." This wasn't messing up a dosage. We see a disease rushing down on someone like a train, we can't always get them out of the way. This wasn't that.
House: No. And you'll do it again. For a lot of doctors, this would be a once in a lifetime mistake. But, we're not a lot of doctors. We must've saved more patients than the guy down the street. But, a few of the ones that he'll save by doing what everyone else does, we will lose.
Foreman: So, you're giving me numbers.
House: 'Cause they don't lie. I can't forgive you, Foreman, because there's nothing to forgive.
