Originally aired May 24, 2005.

Cameron: Foreman! Are you going to contribute or are you too tired from stealing cars? (Everyone stares). I'm being House. It's funny.
Foreman: I know. You made milk come out my nose.

Cameron: Who [thinks he's sick]?
House: His wife.
Cameron: The woman you used to live with.
House: That's her Indian name. On her driver's license it's "Stacy."

Cameron: What happened to everyone lies?
House: I was lying.

House: Did I miss anything?
Chase: Kitchen sink?
House: Well, we could certainly give that... oh, you minx.

Wilson: Be yourself – cold, uncaring, distant.
House: Please – don't put me on a pedestal.

Stacy: Please. If you're right, this may be [Mark's] only shot.
House: So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I got the little girl and the Aussie'll run like a scared wombat if things turn rough.