Originally aired May 3, 2005.

House: I saw the light on.
Cameron: It's daytime.
House: Yeah, it's a figure of speech. Always so literal.

House: If it turns out she does have meningitis, you're right - you win. But if we go backdown stairs and she dies, your face will be so red.

House: Vogler is dead.
Cameron: What? What happened?
House: Again with the literal translation. Vogler the idea. Mr. Destructo. Mr. Money Bags. Bow down before me. He's gone from the hospital. Things can go back to the way they were.
Cameron: The way they were was kinda weird.
House: Eh – weird works for me.

Cuddy: You just don't want to deal with the epidemic.
House: That's right. I'm subjecting a 12-year old to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored. (Everyone stares). Okay, maybe I would do that, but I'm not.

House: (Viewing intestinal pictures). I think I've seen this one. The ending is kinda dark.

Cuddy: You – in the lobby – now.
House: I hurt my leg – I have a note.

House: Sorry I'm late - I was taking a dump.
Dr. Petra Gilmar: I guess I'm better off interviewing right after then right before.

Wilson: My advice is much more subtle – stop being [a jerk]. You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away.
House: Now it's people? I thought we were talking about fellowship applicants.
Wilson: You have a history of this.
House: Well, when I do decide to push you away, I hope's there's a small person kneeling behind you so you fall down and hurt your head.

House: Cameron is so not perfect.
Wilson: Well, nobody's perfect.
House: Mother Teresa?
Wilson: Dead.
House: Angeline Jolie?
Wilson: No medical degree.
House: Now who's being picky?