Role Model (Quotes)
Originally aired April 12, 2005.
Cameron: (To House). You're abrasive and rude, but I figured everything you do, you do it to help people. But I was wrong. You do it because it's right.
House: You're not going to be President either way - they don't call it the White House because of the paint job.
House: Are you... comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.
House: Someday there will be a black president. Someday there will be a gay president. Maybe there'll even be a gay black president. But one combination I do not see is gay, black and dead.
House: He didn't have any reason to lie.
Wilson: Everybody lies... except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him - you believed in him. You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry? Dr. Cameron's getting to you. Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.
Wilson: (To House). I know this isn't easy for you. You'll suffer. Vicodin sales in New Jersey will triple. Only you could feel like crap for doing something good.
Chase: CVID. That's a type of immuno-globular deficiency. I said that.
House: Yeah, it was a stupid idea when you said it.
Vogler: (As House is leaving). Oh, and by the way, I need you to give a speech at the National Cardiology Conference. Next week.
House: I don't do speeches. I'm shy.
(Beeping noise from Game Boy).
House: Helps me concentrate. (Puts down his Game Boy and picks up his Vicodin). Even better than drugs. (Pops some Vicodin).
Foreman: The LP showed no sign of infection and the MRI was fairly clean.
House: I guess we can tell him he's fairly healthy and can go home.
Sarah: Petechial bruising? I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right.
House: Gosh, the internet is such a wonderful tool.
Sarah: It could be leukemia.
House: Definitely possible. The more likely diagnosis is hickey.
Cameron: You hate whole body scans.
House: 'Cause they’re useless. Could probably scan everyone of us and find five different doodads that look like cancer. But, when you're 4th down, 100 to go, in the snow, you don't call a running play up the middle. Unless you're the Jets.
Cameron: I hate sports metaphors.
Cameron: (To House). You're abrasive and rude, but I figured everything you do, you do it to help people. But I was wrong. You do it because it's right.
House: You're not going to be President either way - they don't call it the White House because of the paint job.
House: Are you... comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.
House: Someday there will be a black president. Someday there will be a gay president. Maybe there'll even be a gay black president. But one combination I do not see is gay, black and dead.
House: He didn't have any reason to lie.
Wilson: Everybody lies... except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him - you believed in him. You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry? Dr. Cameron's getting to you. Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.
Wilson: (To House). I know this isn't easy for you. You'll suffer. Vicodin sales in New Jersey will triple. Only you could feel like crap for doing something good.
Chase: CVID. That's a type of immuno-globular deficiency. I said that.
House: Yeah, it was a stupid idea when you said it.
Vogler: (As House is leaving). Oh, and by the way, I need you to give a speech at the National Cardiology Conference. Next week.
House: I don't do speeches. I'm shy.
(Beeping noise from Game Boy).
House: Helps me concentrate. (Puts down his Game Boy and picks up his Vicodin). Even better than drugs. (Pops some Vicodin).
Foreman: The LP showed no sign of infection and the MRI was fairly clean.
House: I guess we can tell him he's fairly healthy and can go home.
Sarah: Petechial bruising? I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right.
House: Gosh, the internet is such a wonderful tool.
Sarah: It could be leukemia.
House: Definitely possible. The more likely diagnosis is hickey.
Cameron: You hate whole body scans.
House: 'Cause they’re useless. Could probably scan everyone of us and find five different doodads that look like cancer. But, when you're 4th down, 100 to go, in the snow, you don't call a running play up the middle. Unless you're the Jets.
Cameron: I hate sports metaphors.
