Originally aired March 15, 2005.

House: Who da man? I da man. I always suspected.

Cuddy: [House's] different.
Vogler: Everyone's buddy?
Cuddy: No, not exactly...

Ricky: He had knee surgery.
House: Right.
Ricky: About a year ago. And then he couldn't talk.
House: Right. Well, that happens. It's very dangerous operating close to the vocal chords.

Foreman: Yeah, [Vogler] took [House's] parking space.
Cameron: That's not necessarily bad news.
Foreman: Do you ever watch Gilligan's Island reruns and really, really think they're going to get off the island this time?

Cameron: My Aunt Eliza lives in Philadelphia.
House: Oh, it's story time! Let me get my baba.

Cameron: ... and your dumb patient...
House: They're all - oh, the guy who can't talk.

Wilson: [Carly] was uncomfortable doing any more tests - I had to convince her to do that one.
House: Do you get that often – women who'd rather die then get naked with you?

House: You value our friendship more then your ethical responsibilities.
Wilson: Our friendship is an ethical responsibility.

Carly: Why did you fight for me? You risked so much... you hardly know me.
House: You're my patient. Don't screw it up.