Needle in a Haystack (Quotes)
Originally aired on February 6, 2007.
Chase: He's Romany. Apparently, they feel the need to keep secrets, so it's hard to know anything for sure.
House: Yeah, he's also a human being, which means you shouldn't be trusting him to begin with.
Judy: (Patient's mother, speaking to patient's girlfriend). He wouldn't even need to be here if not for you!
Leah: Yeah, I'm so unclean, I made his liver shut down!
Foreman: There's no leak!
House: Hey! You can’t yell at a guy in a wheelchair.
Wilson: Give it up, you're demeaning yourself.
House: That’s what they told Rosa Parks!
Chase: Is she hot?
Cameron: She's in a wheelchair.
Chase: Doesn't mean she's not hot.
House: Just means she can't bend over. So Cuddy has to bend over backwards.
Kate: I think he's learned his lesson.
House: Oh, I don't know, we better check. Jack, is your mommy a big fat idiot?
(Jack nods his head).
House: Well, what do you know? Guess you were right.
House: (Speaking loudly as to distract the patient's parents). No way Cuddy is going to gyp me.
Gypsy Father: What'd you say?
House: (Whispering to Wilson). I'll see you later. Gonna have them yelling at me for the next 20 minutes.
Cuddy: You can’t be serious.
House: Actually, I can. (Makes a frown). See?
House: (Speaking to Cuddy). If you wanna teach me lessons, don't make commitments you can't keep.
Whitner: They had to move me closer to the door.
House: Had to? You don't look like the type to pull a weapon.
Whitner: Wheelchair.
House: Cane. I think you should do the honorable thing - let me have my space back.
Whitner: Oh, well, since you asked so nicely - wheelchair.
House: Cane.
House: If they don't trust you, you should earn that lack of trust.
Cuddy: Your application for a handicap space says you can walk 50 yards.
House: And Whitner's says she can roll 50 miles between oil changes - I can't change my leg!
Cuddy: The space I moved you to is only 46 yards away from the front door. I measured; you'll be fine.
House: Great, so I can collapse four yards into the lobby instead of outside in the cold.
Cuddy: As long as it isn't in my office.
Cuddy: Pride goeth before the fall.
House: Lucky for me, I'm sitting in one of these babies.
House: You guys are still thinking like doctors. You should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, let me see some butt crack.
House: The only thing I hate more than a thief is a crippled thief.
Foreman: Yeah, me too.
House: Excuse me! Sorry, cripple coming through!
Wilson: Ah yes, if it isn't Dr. Ironside.
House: Ah, if it isn't Dr. "I had no friends when I was growing up, so all I did was watch TV by myself which is why I can now make constant pop cultural references which no one understands but me."
Wilson: That's my name, don’t wear it out.
House: Safe from Cuddy, but I guess not from her trusted rat-complice.
House: That space is mine. Veni, vidi, vici.
House: [The gypsies are] absolutely right. Stay away from the experimental stuff, much better to stick with the "moving the furniture until he gets better" approach.
Cameron: We were treating him for Wegener's when everything went wrong.
House: Not everything.
Foreman: Yeah, it was a very lovely day outside - on the other hand, the treatment made him worse.
Chase: He's Romany. Apparently, they feel the need to keep secrets, so it's hard to know anything for sure.
House: Yeah, he's also a human being, which means you shouldn't be trusting him to begin with.
Judy: (Patient's mother, speaking to patient's girlfriend). He wouldn't even need to be here if not for you!
Leah: Yeah, I'm so unclean, I made his liver shut down!
Foreman: There's no leak!
House: Hey! You can’t yell at a guy in a wheelchair.
Wilson: Give it up, you're demeaning yourself.
House: That’s what they told Rosa Parks!
Chase: Is she hot?
Cameron: She's in a wheelchair.
Chase: Doesn't mean she's not hot.
House: Just means she can't bend over. So Cuddy has to bend over backwards.
Kate: I think he's learned his lesson.
House: Oh, I don't know, we better check. Jack, is your mommy a big fat idiot?
(Jack nods his head).
House: Well, what do you know? Guess you were right.
House: (Speaking loudly as to distract the patient's parents). No way Cuddy is going to gyp me.
Gypsy Father: What'd you say?
House: (Whispering to Wilson). I'll see you later. Gonna have them yelling at me for the next 20 minutes.
Cuddy: You can’t be serious.
House: Actually, I can. (Makes a frown). See?
House: (Speaking to Cuddy). If you wanna teach me lessons, don't make commitments you can't keep.
Whitner: They had to move me closer to the door.
House: Had to? You don't look like the type to pull a weapon.
Whitner: Wheelchair.
House: Cane. I think you should do the honorable thing - let me have my space back.
Whitner: Oh, well, since you asked so nicely - wheelchair.
House: Cane.
House: If they don't trust you, you should earn that lack of trust.
Cuddy: Your application for a handicap space says you can walk 50 yards.
House: And Whitner's says she can roll 50 miles between oil changes - I can't change my leg!
Cuddy: The space I moved you to is only 46 yards away from the front door. I measured; you'll be fine.
House: Great, so I can collapse four yards into the lobby instead of outside in the cold.
Cuddy: As long as it isn't in my office.
Cuddy: Pride goeth before the fall.
House: Lucky for me, I'm sitting in one of these babies.
House: You guys are still thinking like doctors. You should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, let me see some butt crack.
House: The only thing I hate more than a thief is a crippled thief.
Foreman: Yeah, me too.
House: Excuse me! Sorry, cripple coming through!
Wilson: Ah yes, if it isn't Dr. Ironside.
House: Ah, if it isn't Dr. "I had no friends when I was growing up, so all I did was watch TV by myself which is why I can now make constant pop cultural references which no one understands but me."
Wilson: That's my name, don’t wear it out.
House: Safe from Cuddy, but I guess not from her trusted rat-complice.
House: That space is mine. Veni, vidi, vici.
House: [The gypsies are] absolutely right. Stay away from the experimental stuff, much better to stick with the "moving the furniture until he gets better" approach.
Cameron: We were treating him for Wegener's when everything went wrong.
House: Not everything.
Foreman: Yeah, it was a very lovely day outside - on the other hand, the treatment made him worse.
