Originally aired on on May 9, 2006.

House: What, don't you want to work for me? I'm nice, I'm fun at parties...

Kara: I killed my son.
House: Is it my turn to say something obvious now?

House: Idiots are fun – no wonder every village wants one.

Wilson:I'm checking her (Cuddy's) saliva for cancer markers.
House: Yeah, I do that after all my dates.

Foreman: You're addicted to conflict.
House: (Popping a Vicodin pill). Did they change the name?

House: The thing about being a good loser - it means you're still a loser.

House: I take it (coffee) black. Like I take my brain damaged neurologists.

House: Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks. Give me something new and shiny.

House: What if I'm wrong? What if Daddy's the drunk?"
Cameron: You want us to give her the pheno or not?
House: I want him to argue his point.
Foreman: I assumed you considered the father and ruled him out.
House: What's that saying: When you assume you become a pain in the a** to me."

House: (Attempting to get a reaction from Foreman). My other choice was your stupid psych theory. (Waits for reaction). Which was not stupid. I tell you. I'm gonna drop the n-bomb if I have to.
Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."

House: Bad news: estrogen is too high.
Cuddy: No matter how many people you tell otherwise, I am, and always have been, a woman. Estrogen is normal.