Euphoria, Part 2 (Quotes)
Originally aired on May 3, 2006.
House: That was great!
Cameron: It was rude and unnecessary.
House: Yeah!
House: Cameron, what kind of illnesses affect humans but not rats?
Cameron: Why are you asking me that?
House: Because I'm sure that you spent the first twelve years of your life dreaming of becoming a vet.
(House enters Cuddy's office with Foreman's dad).
Cuddy: What is this?
House: It's not a what, it's a who. They even have the right to vote now.
Foreman: I'm OK?
House: Your breath stinks and you're peeing into a bag. What are our names?
Foreman: You did the biopsy? Thank you.
House: Names.
Foreman: Cameron, my dad and the manipulative b******.
House: You remembered.
Rodney: My son says you're a manipulative b******.
House: It's a pet name. I call him "Dr. Bling."
House: Pain makes us make bad decisions. Fear of pain is almost as big a motivator.
Wilson: Why weren't you with Foreman?
House: I hang out in the basement, you rag on me. I stay in my office, you rag on me. Honky just can't buy a break.
Cuddy: Don't downplay this, House. You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a biosafety level three.
House: Ooooh, level three. You should call Jack Bauer.
Cameron: If it was toxic mold, I'd be sick.
House: How do we know you're not sick?
Cameron: Do I seem happy to you?
House: Never.
Cuddy: A thin slice of Joe's brain could also cause a public health crisis.
House: It's not a good idea to scream "fire" every time someone lights a match.
Foreman: (Speaking to Cuddy). And the punishment for violating those regulations? Is it death? Because frankly, I'm OK if you get a fine or suspension. Hell, you can spend a couple years in jail if it saves my life!
Foreman: I'd rather be disabled than dead.
House: And I make it look oh so sexy. It's not as glamorous as you think.
Cameron: I'm trying to be professional, here. There's no need to be nasty.
Foreman: I'm in pain!
Cameron: So is House.
Foreman: And he's a delight!
House: I screwed up.
Cameron: How can you not capture a blind bird?
House: That's not what I meant. I screwed up the first time through this place.
Cameron: Foreman's black.
House: What? How long have you been sitting on this information?
House: As soon as he (Steve, the rat) gets sick, I do an autopsy.
Wilson: As soon as he's dead.
House: Right after he gets sick, there's a good chance he'll get hit in the head with a cane shaped object.
House: First symptom is euphoria.
Wilson: How do you know if a rat's euphoric?
House: He doesn't usually climb on his water bottle like that, does he?
House: That was great!
Cameron: It was rude and unnecessary.
House: Yeah!
House: Cameron, what kind of illnesses affect humans but not rats?
Cameron: Why are you asking me that?
House: Because I'm sure that you spent the first twelve years of your life dreaming of becoming a vet.
(House enters Cuddy's office with Foreman's dad).
Cuddy: What is this?
House: It's not a what, it's a who. They even have the right to vote now.
Foreman: I'm OK?
House: Your breath stinks and you're peeing into a bag. What are our names?
Foreman: You did the biopsy? Thank you.
House: Names.
Foreman: Cameron, my dad and the manipulative b******.
House: You remembered.
Rodney: My son says you're a manipulative b******.
House: It's a pet name. I call him "Dr. Bling."
House: Pain makes us make bad decisions. Fear of pain is almost as big a motivator.
Wilson: Why weren't you with Foreman?
House: I hang out in the basement, you rag on me. I stay in my office, you rag on me. Honky just can't buy a break.
Cuddy: Don't downplay this, House. You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a biosafety level three.
House: Ooooh, level three. You should call Jack Bauer.
Cameron: If it was toxic mold, I'd be sick.
House: How do we know you're not sick?
Cameron: Do I seem happy to you?
House: Never.
Cuddy: A thin slice of Joe's brain could also cause a public health crisis.
House: It's not a good idea to scream "fire" every time someone lights a match.
Foreman: (Speaking to Cuddy). And the punishment for violating those regulations? Is it death? Because frankly, I'm OK if you get a fine or suspension. Hell, you can spend a couple years in jail if it saves my life!
Foreman: I'd rather be disabled than dead.
House: And I make it look oh so sexy. It's not as glamorous as you think.
Cameron: I'm trying to be professional, here. There's no need to be nasty.
Foreman: I'm in pain!
Cameron: So is House.
Foreman: And he's a delight!
House: I screwed up.
Cameron: How can you not capture a blind bird?
House: That's not what I meant. I screwed up the first time through this place.
Cameron: Foreman's black.
House: What? How long have you been sitting on this information?
House: As soon as he (Steve, the rat) gets sick, I do an autopsy.
Wilson: As soon as he's dead.
House: Right after he gets sick, there's a good chance he'll get hit in the head with a cane shaped object.
House: First symptom is euphoria.
Wilson: How do you know if a rat's euphoric?
House: He doesn't usually climb on his water bottle like that, does he?
