Originally aired on April 18, 2006.

House: I'm saying "I don't care what they do as long as my life isn't interrupted by pointless conversations like this one."

Cameron: Depriving her of what little sleep she has, that’s torture.
House: So is cutting people with knives. You can totally get away with that if you have a doctor’s coat on.

Cameron: We're withholding information relevant to her decision to risk her life! How is that not an ethical dilemma?
House: It's not medical information.
Cameron: Who cares?
House: The AMA.

House: Great battles kick up a lot of dirt. Obscure the battlefields so the generals can't see what's going on.
Wilson: So, what are your orders, General House?
House: Sound the retreat.

Hannah: I've got the plague?
House: Don't worry, it's treatable. Being a b****, though... nothing we can do about that.

House: We can only hope Cameron learned something from this.
Wilson: Right. Because you’re all about the teaching.
House: Our children are the future.

Cameron: If she talks, if she does the decent thing then you don't get to solve your puzzle, your game's over and you lose.
House: Yeah. I want to save her. I'm morally bankrupt.

Cuddy: (As she is waking up House). You've seen one patient in the last two hours!
House: Complicated case. I'm a night owl, Wilson is an early bird: we're different species.
Cuddy: Move him into his own cage!
House: Who'd clean up the droppings from mine?

Cameron: If we want this to not get in the way of our friendship, I think we both have to apologize and put it behind us.
Foreman: I like you, really. We have a good time working together. But, ten years from now, we're not gonna be hanging out, having dinners. Maybe we'll exchange Christmas cards, say "hi," give a hug if we're at the same conference. We're not friends, we're colleagues. And I don't have anything to apologize for.