Spin (Quotes)
Originally aired November 15, 2005.
Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks.
Foreman: So if you break an arbitrary rule, Cameron damns you to hell. But if you break a rule that has a reason, that's designed to protect people, Cameron develops a crazy crush on you.
Cameron: House doesn't pretend to be some golden boy, he does it to help people, not to glorify himself.
House: (Gives patient an injection). You are healed! Rise and walk.
Patient: Are you insane?
House: In The Bible, you just say "Yes Lord" and then, start right in on the praising.
Patient: First you tell me I've got cancer and then you tell me that my manager... (feeling better) what did you do?
House: No: "What did you, Lord". Thymoma is a tumour in the thymus gland. It's a bit of a wimp, but he hangs with the tough guys. PRCA and an auto immune disease called myasthenia gravis. MG causes muscle fatigue, including respiratory problems and difficulty swallowing.
Patient: It can hit you that fast?
House: Treatment for PRCA is blood transfusions, treatment for MG is hypobaria. You were doing both as part of your regular freak show. When you took a break everything went to hell, which is not an uncommon reaction in Jersey.
Patient: So, the whole thing with my manager?
House: Oops. No, no EPO. This has nothing to do with anything you did. You can let her know she's in the clear.
Patient: Good. Or, 10 percent of a Nike contract is a hell of a lot of cash.
House: You don't need your thymus. Take it out, everything else is manageable.
Patient: Manageable? I thought you just cured me.
House: Ah, this is just diagnostic. Tensilon erases the symptoms of MG for five or six minutes. (Patient collapses). Sometimes less. This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!
House: You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together. Why did we stop doing that? Did you get married?
Stacy: Yes. Otherwise I'd be on you you like red on rice.
House: Look, rice isn't... oh, you!
Stacy: We need to talk.
House: Oh god, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really want to finish high school.
House: How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder?
Cuddy: Responsibly.
House: You know I can't do that!
Chase: You were right.
House: Now there were three wasted words.
Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks.
Foreman: So if you break an arbitrary rule, Cameron damns you to hell. But if you break a rule that has a reason, that's designed to protect people, Cameron develops a crazy crush on you.
Cameron: House doesn't pretend to be some golden boy, he does it to help people, not to glorify himself.
House: (Gives patient an injection). You are healed! Rise and walk.
Patient: Are you insane?
House: In The Bible, you just say "Yes Lord" and then, start right in on the praising.
Patient: First you tell me I've got cancer and then you tell me that my manager... (feeling better) what did you do?
House: No: "What did you, Lord". Thymoma is a tumour in the thymus gland. It's a bit of a wimp, but he hangs with the tough guys. PRCA and an auto immune disease called myasthenia gravis. MG causes muscle fatigue, including respiratory problems and difficulty swallowing.
Patient: It can hit you that fast?
House: Treatment for PRCA is blood transfusions, treatment for MG is hypobaria. You were doing both as part of your regular freak show. When you took a break everything went to hell, which is not an uncommon reaction in Jersey.
Patient: So, the whole thing with my manager?
House: Oops. No, no EPO. This has nothing to do with anything you did. You can let her know she's in the clear.
Patient: Good. Or, 10 percent of a Nike contract is a hell of a lot of cash.
House: You don't need your thymus. Take it out, everything else is manageable.
Patient: Manageable? I thought you just cured me.
House: Ah, this is just diagnostic. Tensilon erases the symptoms of MG for five or six minutes. (Patient collapses). Sometimes less. This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!
House: You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together. Why did we stop doing that? Did you get married?
Stacy: Yes. Otherwise I'd be on you you like red on rice.
House: Look, rice isn't... oh, you!
Stacy: We need to talk.
House: Oh god, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really want to finish high school.
House: How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder?
Cuddy: Responsibly.
House: You know I can't do that!
Chase: You were right.
House: Now there were three wasted words.
