Originally aired December 13, 2005.

Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills?
House: Non-existent. Otherwise excellent.

House: Work smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss.

Foreman: Dr. Wilson, can I talk to you about something in confidence?
Wilson: Of course.
Foreman: It's about House.
Wilson: Oh, then no.

House: Nice move, boss. Way to cover your ass.
Foreman: I just agreed with you.
House: Not because you think I’m right. You’re just taking the safe route. You’re a wuss. Don’t worry; your secret is safe with me. (After he leaves the office). Wilson! Guess what Foreman did!

House: Chase killed that woman and Foreman's in charge?
Cuddy: Yeah, we have a pecking order here. If Cameron kills someone, Chase takes over. We have a flow chart in the lobby.

House: You probably shouldn’t have sex for a while.
Hailey: For how long?
House: On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend forever.

Chase: I also realize that no matter what you do, you're still going to treat me like crap.
House: Crap is a relative term.