Originally aired May 10, 2005.

Foreman: (To Cameron). Then why'd you [come back]?
House: Because this... is the happiest place on Earth.

Foreman: [House] scared a guy into stroking out?
Wilson: Does that surprise anyone here?

Ramona: Hi – I'm having vaginal pain.
House: Pleasure to meet you.
Ramona: My ob-gyn died recently. Nice man. Warm hands.
House: Not anymore.

Foreman: Yeah, why would you want to be in a relationship that's so obviously going to lead to pain?
Cameron: Shut up!

Myron: You Dr. House?
House: I have a feeling I'm going to regret this, but... yes.

Myron: You got a pharmacy around here?
House: In the hospital? Could be – let's see if we can find it.

Cuddy: (To House). Wear the sky blue shirt. It almost makes you look nice.

Clinic Lawyer: So what's that - two strokes you've scared this guy into?
House: Yeah - it's making me question my view of myself as a people person.

House: I have been on a date...
Wilson: Not since disco died.