Originally aired April 19, 2005.

(Dream sequence).
Vogler: So, there is some hope.
House: Always. But just in case, I special ordered a jumbo sized coffin
Vogler: Hey...
House: Don't thank me. It's just who I am.

House: Starving babies is bad. And illegal in many cultures.

House: Sorry, up late. Internet porn.
Chase: How come you're not in your office?
House: Because there is a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off.

House: This is how Vogler is going to destroy me?
Cuddy: What did he do - grease your cane?

Wilson: (To House). I only have two things that work for me – this job and this stupid screwed up friendship.

Vogler: (To House). The board's meeting again this evening. Why don't you settle down, play some Game Boy? Why don't you watch your soap? I hear they're firing the handsome doctor today – that should be a good one.