Originally aired February 20, 2006.

Wilson: (Speaking into a microphone to House who is getting an MRI). House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time on Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
(Cuddy enters).
Cuddy: House-
House: Quick God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?

Cameron: Since when do you voluntarily go see patients?
House: Have you seen her?
Cameron: She's fifteen!
House: Yeah, but there's something about her, something in her eyes, a kind of maturity-
Cameron: Yeah, yeah, she's an old soul. This is creepy, even for you.

Foreman: There's no age limit on addiction.
House: (Eats a pill). He's right.

Wilson: Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you.
House: Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy.
Wilson: Right. Giant coincidence you've gone completely off the rails since she left. Inducing migraines, worsening leg pain.
(House hits Wilson in the leg with his cane).
House: Aw, you miss Stacy, too?

House: Fine, arrest him. Use Cuddy's handcuffs.

Foreman: Why would your mind go to abuse so fast?
House: I had a funny uncle.
Foreman: You were abused?
House: What? No! Why'd your mind go to that so fast? I just had a funny uncle. Great stories, always filthy.