Originally aired January 10, 2006.

House: You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer."

Stacy: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up.
House: That makes no sense at all.

Peter Foster: Are you trying to bribe me?
House: No. I could. There's an ATM in the lobby.
Stacy: My client is an idiot.

Wilson: Do you know your phone's dead? Do you ever recharge your batteries?
House: They recharge? I just buy new phones.

Cameron: Maybe House is wrong.
(Pause).
House: I hope that's not the end of the thought.

Cuddy: Tell me, if it is your aim to sell me the same crazy ideas that House does, how are you an improvement on House?
Foreman: I brought you a coffee!