Histories (Quotes)
Originally aired February 8, 2005.
House: Hey, [Foreman] knows more homeless people then any of us. Go check out the 'hood, dog.
House: I hate to cite a cliché, but... Dad on the streets?
Foreman: Dad's with Mom.
House: They're both on the streets?
Wilson: I forgot - I need a reason to give a crap?
House: You're giving two craps.
Wilson: The metric system always confuses me.
Wilson: You know, in some cultures, it’s considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word friend can also be translated as "limping twerp."
Wilson: Did your pager really go off or are you ditching the conversation?
House: Why can't both be true?
House: Okay, you two – grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
Student: You're reading a comic book.
House: And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. (Looks up) Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state the obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.
House: Hey, [Foreman] knows more homeless people then any of us. Go check out the 'hood, dog.
House: I hate to cite a cliché, but... Dad on the streets?
Foreman: Dad's with Mom.
House: They're both on the streets?
Wilson: I forgot - I need a reason to give a crap?
House: You're giving two craps.
Wilson: The metric system always confuses me.
Wilson: You know, in some cultures, it’s considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word friend can also be translated as "limping twerp."
Wilson: Did your pager really go off or are you ditching the conversation?
House: Why can't both be true?
House: Okay, you two – grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
Student: You're reading a comic book.
House: And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. (Looks up) Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state the obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.
