Euphoria, Part 1 (Quotes)
Originally aired on May 2, 2006.
Cameron: The chance of getting infected is next to nothing
House: I was never good at math but next to nothing is greater than nothing.
House: I've got a disability.
Haines: These are speeding tickets.
House: Lot of emergencies.
House: Foreman, policeman are our friends. If you and I ever get separated shopping...
Joe: (Laughing). You have the right to remain stupid!
Baby Shoes: Watch the gun.
Joe: Anything you have to say will be completely incomprehensible. (Laughing).
Cameron: Reliable witness?
House: His name's "Baby Shoes." How bad can he be?
Foreman: (Talking about his dad). He's not proud of me, he's proud of Jesus. Everything I do right is God's work, everything I do wrong is my own damn fault.
Foreman: Police issue Kevlar vests don't have the ceramic plate insert that would shatter a bullet. They would just catch it. So, the bullet shattered on its own, meaning Baby Shoes was using .38 caliber hollow points which, unfortunately, are ferromagnetic.
(Everyone stares at Foreman).
House: It's just so cool that you know that.
Chase: You want to give Foreman a brain biopsy?
House: Come on – who doesn't?
Cuddy: (Speaking to House). I can't even imagine the backward logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.
House: Well, if I shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.
House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.
Cameron: He was shot?
House: No – somebody threw it at him.
(House shoots a dead body with a gun).
Man: (Peaking inside the room where House is). Did anyone just hear a ...?
House: He's dead! I shot him!
House: Hey, I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name?
Foreman: Get out of my temporal lobe, House.
Foreman: Drugs?
Chase: He's a cop.
Foreman: Good point. How about... drugs?
Chase: What are you looking for?
House: I called my mom, she didn't pick up.
Cameron: The chance of getting infected is next to nothing
House: I was never good at math but next to nothing is greater than nothing.
House: I've got a disability.
Haines: These are speeding tickets.
House: Lot of emergencies.
House: Foreman, policeman are our friends. If you and I ever get separated shopping...
Joe: (Laughing). You have the right to remain stupid!
Baby Shoes: Watch the gun.
Joe: Anything you have to say will be completely incomprehensible. (Laughing).
Cameron: Reliable witness?
House: His name's "Baby Shoes." How bad can he be?
Foreman: (Talking about his dad). He's not proud of me, he's proud of Jesus. Everything I do right is God's work, everything I do wrong is my own damn fault.
Foreman: Police issue Kevlar vests don't have the ceramic plate insert that would shatter a bullet. They would just catch it. So, the bullet shattered on its own, meaning Baby Shoes was using .38 caliber hollow points which, unfortunately, are ferromagnetic.
(Everyone stares at Foreman).
House: It's just so cool that you know that.
Chase: You want to give Foreman a brain biopsy?
House: Come on – who doesn't?
Cuddy: (Speaking to House). I can't even imagine the backward logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.
House: Well, if I shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.
House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.
Cameron: He was shot?
House: No – somebody threw it at him.
(House shoots a dead body with a gun).
Man: (Peaking inside the room where House is). Did anyone just hear a ...?
House: He's dead! I shot him!
House: Hey, I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name?
Foreman: Get out of my temporal lobe, House.
Foreman: Drugs?
Chase: He's a cop.
Foreman: Good point. How about... drugs?
Chase: What are you looking for?
House: I called my mom, she didn't pick up.
