Originally aired on December 21, 2004.

Luke: Is this a good hospital?
House: Depends on what you mean by "good." I like the chairs.

Foreman: [House's] really talking to a patient.
Chase: I don't know who I am any more.

Chase: [House] likes crazy people. He likes the way they think.

Cameron: Happy birthday.
House: Okay... whose?

House: It turns out your best judgment is not good enough. Here's an idea: next time, use mine.

House: Gee, I wish my idea was as cool and vivid as yours. By the way, do you have one?

House: I can tell you're upset about something. You're going to open up to me, aren't you?
Luke: It's my fault...
House: Here we go...