Originally aired November 23, 2004.

House: When did my signature become so girly?

House: Who cares about McPhearson? I heard he tortures kittens.

House: (Speaking about Chase). He knew that I saw something on the MRI so he figured there must be something there and took a guess. Clever, but also pathetic.

Foreman: McDonald.
House: Oh, McDonald. Wonderful doctor - loves kittens.

Cameron: What about sex?
House: Well, it could get complicated. We work together, I'm older, but if you go for that kind of thing...
Cameron: I meant syphilis.
House: (winks) Nice cover.

House: Who thinks there's a third option? (Chase raises his hand). Very good. And what's the third choice?
Chase: (shrugs) No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.

House: It'd be like "The Boy Who Sued Wolf." You know, I bet we have a doctor here named "Wolf." How perfect would that be? I think I'll page him.

Funsten: You've caused me considerable mental stress.
House: I certainly hope so.

House: Could we get off my screw ups and focus on their's? Their's is bigger.