Airborne (Quotes)
Originally aired on April 10, 2007.
House: Good point. On the other hand, I’m a board certified specialist in infectious disease. She assigns parking spaces.
Cuddy: What about syphilis?
House: Well, first of all, he apparently speaks a language that no one else speaks, which makes talking up the ladies a little rough.
Cuddy: We're flying out of Singapore. If he has a credit card and a condom, he can get anything he wants.
House: Look that way.
Joy: Why?
House: Because you're going to throw up and I don't want it on me.
House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out the window.
Joy: I can't be pregnant!
House: Are you a virgin?
Joy: No, but-
House: You're pregnant. Mazel tov.
House: Nobody on this flight speak Korean?
Cuddy: I thought you did.
House: I know how to ask if his sister's over 18. I don’t think that's going to help.
House: I need to get a better look at your rash.
Cuddy: Use your imagination.
House: Fine - shall I go with Lifeguard Cuddy or Mother Superior Cuddy?
House: Can you say "crikey, mate"?
Boy: crikey, mate.
House: Perfect. Now no matter what I say, you'll agree with me, OK?
Boy: OK.
House: Nicely done. You - disagree with everything I say.
Man: Sorry, not understand.
House: Close enough. (Speaking to Sour Faced Girl). And you get morally outraged by everything I say.
Woman: (After watching House write on the movie screen). That's permanent marker, you know.
House: Wow, you guys are good.
Cuddy: And the room service thing was just spiteful.
House: I was hungry
Cuddy: $300 for a bottle of wine.
House: I was thirsty.
Cuddy: $120 for video services.
House: I was lonely.
Cuddy: That's $500 in expenses I can't justify.
House: Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Cuddy: Right.
(They are on the plane, in first class and House hands his ticket to the stewardess).
Stewardess: Welcome aboard, Mr. House. You're right here in 2A.
(Cuddy now passes her ticket to the stewardess).
Stewardess: Ms. Cuddy, you're in the next cabin and to the left - 9C.
Cuddy: No, I booked two first class tickets. This must be a mistake.
House: No mistake. Just arranged for a $500 fare reduction. Expense problem solved.
Kid: I want my blankie! I want my blankie!
House: Give her 20 milligrams of antihistamines. It could save her life. Because if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her.
Keo: I just wanted to say thank you.
House: You're extremely welcome.
Keo: I'm in New York every Monday.
House: Are you handicap accessible?
House: You're mean.
Cuddy: It’s how I compensate for being weak and soft.
House: I’m trying to listen to you now, so shut up.
Foreman: Anything else you two guys wanna agree on?
Chase: Do you have a problem with us agreeing?
Foreman: No, I have a problem with the other thing you do, which makes me question your motive for agreeing!
House: It (hysteria) happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. Now it sounds sexist, but science says you’re weak and soft. What can I do?
House: I believe in statistics. Two hundred passengers on the plane. Ten should be gay, two should be with child and one should be incredibly annoying with an extra a** chromosome.
House: Good point. On the other hand, I’m a board certified specialist in infectious disease. She assigns parking spaces.
Cuddy: What about syphilis?
House: Well, first of all, he apparently speaks a language that no one else speaks, which makes talking up the ladies a little rough.
Cuddy: We're flying out of Singapore. If he has a credit card and a condom, he can get anything he wants.
House: Look that way.
Joy: Why?
House: Because you're going to throw up and I don't want it on me.
House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out the window.
Joy: I can't be pregnant!
House: Are you a virgin?
Joy: No, but-
House: You're pregnant. Mazel tov.
House: Nobody on this flight speak Korean?
Cuddy: I thought you did.
House: I know how to ask if his sister's over 18. I don’t think that's going to help.
House: I need to get a better look at your rash.
Cuddy: Use your imagination.
House: Fine - shall I go with Lifeguard Cuddy or Mother Superior Cuddy?
House: Can you say "crikey, mate"?
Boy: crikey, mate.
House: Perfect. Now no matter what I say, you'll agree with me, OK?
Boy: OK.
House: Nicely done. You - disagree with everything I say.
Man: Sorry, not understand.
House: Close enough. (Speaking to Sour Faced Girl). And you get morally outraged by everything I say.
Woman: (After watching House write on the movie screen). That's permanent marker, you know.
House: Wow, you guys are good.
Cuddy: And the room service thing was just spiteful.
House: I was hungry
Cuddy: $300 for a bottle of wine.
House: I was thirsty.
Cuddy: $120 for video services.
House: I was lonely.
Cuddy: That's $500 in expenses I can't justify.
House: Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Cuddy: Right.
(They are on the plane, in first class and House hands his ticket to the stewardess).
Stewardess: Welcome aboard, Mr. House. You're right here in 2A.
(Cuddy now passes her ticket to the stewardess).
Stewardess: Ms. Cuddy, you're in the next cabin and to the left - 9C.
Cuddy: No, I booked two first class tickets. This must be a mistake.
House: No mistake. Just arranged for a $500 fare reduction. Expense problem solved.
Kid: I want my blankie! I want my blankie!
House: Give her 20 milligrams of antihistamines. It could save her life. Because if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her.
Keo: I just wanted to say thank you.
House: You're extremely welcome.
Keo: I'm in New York every Monday.
House: Are you handicap accessible?
House: You're mean.
Cuddy: It’s how I compensate for being weak and soft.
House: I’m trying to listen to you now, so shut up.
Foreman: Anything else you two guys wanna agree on?
Chase: Do you have a problem with us agreeing?
Foreman: No, I have a problem with the other thing you do, which makes me question your motive for agreeing!
House: It (hysteria) happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. Now it sounds sexist, but science says you’re weak and soft. What can I do?
House: I believe in statistics. Two hundred passengers on the plane. Ten should be gay, two should be with child and one should be incredibly annoying with an extra a** chromosome.
