Lines in the Sand (Quotes)
Originally aired September 26, 2006.
House: After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky and looks like you're up.
Cuddy: I'm ovulating. Let's go.
House: The frisky, it went away.
House: Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17 year old boys?
Ali: About 5 weeks ago? It's been very lonely.
Wilson: You couldn't make Cuddy miserable, so you're gonna make me miserable, so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf?
House: Yep!
Wilson: What makes you think I can make her miserable?
House: Because you're good at that stuff!
Wilson: Oh, I'm nothing compared to you!
House: If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?
Cuddy: No.
House: If I forget about the carpet, can I have her?
House: Why can't you be more like the age inappropriate girls who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me.
Cuddy: Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today.
House: Ha. Lot to discuss. China patterns...
Cuddy: House, she's a stalker.
House: Right. It couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive. Has to be that she's insane.
Cuddy: She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you.
House: Well, maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was.
Cuddy: I'm notifying security.
House: Is this about the carpet? You think I'll back off if you block all my fun?
Cuddy: You better not be having fun!
House: I'm having fun. I'm not having sex.
Cuddy: She's dangerous!
House: She's not dangerous.
Cuddy: She's pretty.
House: She's pretty.
Cuddy: Men are stupid.
House: I'm with you so far.
Cuddy: I'm notifying security.
House: Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's insightful!
(Cuddy enters a conference room, closes door).
House: You can't stop our love!
Wilson: You're not autistic. You don't even have Asperger's. You wish you did, it would exempt you from the rules. Give you freedom, absolve you of responsibility. Let you date 17 year olds. But, most important, it would mean you're not just a jerk.
House: At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk?
House: Why would you feel sorry for someone that gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities which are utterly meaningless, insincere and therefore degrading. This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, your secretions or your grandma's itchy place. Imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind numbing social niceties. I don't pity this kid - I envy him.
Chase: It's funny. You get a normal kid, the parent works. You get a special kid that costs more, you quit and turn the backyard into a therapy circuit.
Cameron: Yes, if only you were handicapped. All the good times you could have had with dad.
Cuddy: I have sad news for you. She doesn't love you.
House: You're ugly when you're jealous.
Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night. Came on to me.
House: She's more perfect than I thought.
Cuddy: She has mole on her right breast just below the nipple.
House: No, she doesn't.
Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?!
House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went "Greg House, Greg House, Greg House".
House: Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel.
Foreman: I had a date last night. She screamed. Should we spend $100,000 testing her?
House: Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!
House: After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky and looks like you're up.
Cuddy: I'm ovulating. Let's go.
House: The frisky, it went away.
House: Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17 year old boys?
Ali: About 5 weeks ago? It's been very lonely.
Wilson: You couldn't make Cuddy miserable, so you're gonna make me miserable, so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf?
House: Yep!
Wilson: What makes you think I can make her miserable?
House: Because you're good at that stuff!
Wilson: Oh, I'm nothing compared to you!
House: If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?
Cuddy: No.
House: If I forget about the carpet, can I have her?
House: Why can't you be more like the age inappropriate girls who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me.
Cuddy: Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today.
House: Ha. Lot to discuss. China patterns...
Cuddy: House, she's a stalker.
House: Right. It couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive. Has to be that she's insane.
Cuddy: She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you.
House: Well, maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was.
Cuddy: I'm notifying security.
House: Is this about the carpet? You think I'll back off if you block all my fun?
Cuddy: You better not be having fun!
House: I'm having fun. I'm not having sex.
Cuddy: She's dangerous!
House: She's not dangerous.
Cuddy: She's pretty.
House: She's pretty.
Cuddy: Men are stupid.
House: I'm with you so far.
Cuddy: I'm notifying security.
House: Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's insightful!
(Cuddy enters a conference room, closes door).
House: You can't stop our love!
Wilson: You're not autistic. You don't even have Asperger's. You wish you did, it would exempt you from the rules. Give you freedom, absolve you of responsibility. Let you date 17 year olds. But, most important, it would mean you're not just a jerk.
House: At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk?
House: Why would you feel sorry for someone that gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities which are utterly meaningless, insincere and therefore degrading. This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, your secretions or your grandma's itchy place. Imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind numbing social niceties. I don't pity this kid - I envy him.
Chase: It's funny. You get a normal kid, the parent works. You get a special kid that costs more, you quit and turn the backyard into a therapy circuit.
Cameron: Yes, if only you were handicapped. All the good times you could have had with dad.
Cuddy: I have sad news for you. She doesn't love you.
House: You're ugly when you're jealous.
Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night. Came on to me.
House: She's more perfect than I thought.
Cuddy: She has mole on her right breast just below the nipple.
House: No, she doesn't.
Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?!
House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went "Greg House, Greg House, Greg House".
House: Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel.
Foreman: I had a date last night. She screamed. Should we spend $100,000 testing her?
House: Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!
