Originally aired on on May 23, 2006.

Cameron: The shooter turns out to be a guy who-
House: Don't care.
Cameron: You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? Shot you?
House: I assume his reasoning was faulty.

House: Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both.

Moriarty: You've wasted your life.
House: Yeah. If only I'd dedicated my life to finding someone worthy to shoot.

House: Where are you going?
Foreman: You're an a**.
House: I know. Where are you going?

House: OK, I'll be you guys. (House as Chase): no way, mate, too much blood to be just a vein. (House as Foreman): no way, Hizzy. If it were an artery, he'd still be bleeding. (House as Cameron): actually, he'd be dead.

House: Yeah. Killer needs his rest. Otherwise, he's grumpy all day. (House bangs on Moriarty's bed with his cane). Hey! Wake up! Watch me save a life!

House: You shoot the guy who sold her the gun?
Moriarty: She locked herself in the garage and she started the car.
Dr. House: You shoot the guy who sold her the garage door opener?

House: Why did you try to kill me?
Moriarty: I didn't.
House: Then the gun thing might have been a mistake.

House: I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital.