Originally aired on December 7, 2004.

Cuddy: Shrink. If you would consider a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

House: Get up. We're going hunting.
Chase: For what?
House: Wabbits.

Charlie: Come on, Jill - he obviously doesn't want to talk to us.
House: Oh, I was trying to hide it...

House: How's Cameron?
Foreman: Dr. Cameron?
House: Sure, let's start with her and move on to all the other Camerons we know.
Foreman: I'm sorry – I'm just not used to you asking about someone's well being.
House: I can understand how the question would surprise you. I don't quite get how it would confuse you.
Foreman: Why do you want to know?
House: Why do you want to know why I want to know?
Foreman: Just curious.
House: Me too.
Foreman: You don't get curious.
House: I'm the most curious man in the world.
Foreman: Not about trivialities.
House: Then this must not be trivial.

Jill: Thank you so much. I gotta get you a gift or something.
House: Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again.

Jill: Do you think you...
House: No
Jill: ... could do the prenatal?
House: No
Jill: ... or deliver the baby?
House: That would be no.

Mom: How can you just sit there?
House: If I eat standing up, I spill.