Originally aired on April 11, 2006.

Wilson: Have you read Moby Dick?
House: It’s a book?

Wilson: If you're going to mess with me, wouldn't it be more fun to do it in person?
House: (Over cell phone). Yes, it would.

Chase: I'm going to do a biopsy.
House: Forget it - that battle is over. His raising creatine is his kidneys' way of saying "go on without me."

Wilson: Obsession is dangerous.
House: Only if you're on a wooden ship and your obsession is a whale. I think I'm in the clear.

Wilson: You can't use another patient's labs to diagnose Kawasaki disease!
House: Is that like a dare or something?