Safe (Quotes)
Originally aired on April 4, 2006.
Dan: (Asking about a coma patient). Is he OK?
House: He's just tired from being in a coma so long.
Foreman: We explained the anaphylaxis.
House: What do you mean we? I did! At least I thought I did. Maybe I didn't. Still it was all me!
Cameron: You had unsafe sex? The whole unsafe thing didn’t tell you something?
Cameron: (Speaking to Chase). Too bad it's not you giving the sample. We'd be done by now.
Chase: So. the boyfriend brought in an allergen and is lying about it.
Cameron: Or the girl snuck out and she's lying about that.
House: Or the parents are lying about the room being clean.
Cuddy: These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying?
House: Hasn't let me down yet.
Chase: We're going to need a semen sample. You can use the bathroom over there.
Dan: Right. Uh, how do I...?
Cameron: Aim and shoot.
(Dan starts to go).
Chase: No thinking about Dr Cameron. We'll know.
Wilson: All right, I'm finding a new place tomorrow.
House: Right, but not tonight.
Wilson: Well, I figure you wanna shave my eyebrows while I'm asleep. I wouldn't wanna deprive you of that last smile.
Cameron: Love is an emotion certain people experience. Similar to happiness. You know, maybe I should give a more relatable example.
House: Oh, snap!
Foreman: (Speaking to Cameron). So, I hear you don't want teenagers having sex. Teen suicide isn't high enough for you?
Foreman: I say we assume House was right about the anaphylaxis.
House: It is tempting.
(Foreman starts to write on the whiteboard. House stops him).
House: Sorry, there's a reason they call it the whiteboard. It's not my rule.
(Everyone looks at each other).
Foreman: OK, we can all stare at each other or we can investigate what caused the heart failure - just the heart failure. You wanna give me that black marker?
(House gives Foreman the black marker).
Chase: Melinda's dying.
House: We're all dying. How fast?
Dan: (Asking about a coma patient). Is he OK?
House: He's just tired from being in a coma so long.
Foreman: We explained the anaphylaxis.
House: What do you mean we? I did! At least I thought I did. Maybe I didn't. Still it was all me!
Cameron: You had unsafe sex? The whole unsafe thing didn’t tell you something?
Cameron: (Speaking to Chase). Too bad it's not you giving the sample. We'd be done by now.
Chase: So. the boyfriend brought in an allergen and is lying about it.
Cameron: Or the girl snuck out and she's lying about that.
House: Or the parents are lying about the room being clean.
Cuddy: These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying?
House: Hasn't let me down yet.
Chase: We're going to need a semen sample. You can use the bathroom over there.
Dan: Right. Uh, how do I...?
Cameron: Aim and shoot.
(Dan starts to go).
Chase: No thinking about Dr Cameron. We'll know.
Wilson: All right, I'm finding a new place tomorrow.
House: Right, but not tonight.
Wilson: Well, I figure you wanna shave my eyebrows while I'm asleep. I wouldn't wanna deprive you of that last smile.
Cameron: Love is an emotion certain people experience. Similar to happiness. You know, maybe I should give a more relatable example.
House: Oh, snap!
Foreman: (Speaking to Cameron). So, I hear you don't want teenagers having sex. Teen suicide isn't high enough for you?
Foreman: I say we assume House was right about the anaphylaxis.
House: It is tempting.
(Foreman starts to write on the whiteboard. House stops him).
House: Sorry, there's a reason they call it the whiteboard. It's not my rule.
(Everyone looks at each other).
Foreman: OK, we can all stare at each other or we can investigate what caused the heart failure - just the heart failure. You wanna give me that black marker?
(House gives Foreman the black marker).
Chase: Melinda's dying.
House: We're all dying. How fast?
