Originally aired on March 28, 2006.

Wilson: (Speaking to House). I'll be out of your hair tomorrow. What's left of it.

House: My god, what's that smell?
Wilson: Stuffed pepper.
House: What's it stuffed with? Vomit?

Wilson: Now, why do you have a season pass to The New Yankee Workshop?
House: It's a complete moron working with power tools. How much more suspenseful can you get?

Cameron: If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage.
House: OK, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment.

House: Is the ant big and red or small and black?
Foreman: Medium and brown.
House: Halle Berry brown or Beyonce brown?
Cameron: Is there a difference?
House: (Sarcastically). Is there a difference?