Originally aired March 7, 2006.

Wilson: Let's say you're right.
House: You're saying I’m right?
Wilson: No. Let us say it.

Cuddy: He's 66 years old.
House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.

Ronald: I assume House is a great doctor?
Chase: Why would you assume that?
Ronald: Because if you're that big a jerk you’re either great or unemployed.

House: So, I have to wonder what could be more humiliating then someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical?

House: Cheese is the devil's plaything.

Cameron: She's positive for gonorrhea.
House: I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy.

Cuddy: Don't you think that's a little manipulative?
House: No, it's hugely manipulative.

Cameron: I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer.
House: We're wearing the wrong shoes for testicular cancer. They’re perfect for lymphoma. Except Chase's. They're just goofy.

House: Key to a long life: exotic women, boring cheese.

Cameron: We're going to cure death?
House: (Laughs maniacally). I doubt it.