Originally aired November 22, 2005.

Cameron: Why do you have a rat?
House: Jealous?

Stacy: (Speaking to House). You're confident, arrogant, but you're never certain unless there's a reason to be certain.

House: [Stacy] can't stop thinking about... I can’t read that – is she obsessed with a gray horse or me?
Wilson: It says she thinks you're an annoying jerk.
House: It's a pet name.

House: Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend.
Kalvin: Honey, I will marry it if you take my case.
House: Congress says you can't.

Stacy: You don't treat him, he charges you with assault.
House: Just because he says I hit him doesn't make it true. Watch. I'm surrounded by naked cheerleaders. See?

Wilson: Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman.

Cameron: I have fun.
Chase: She has some scheduled for February.

(Telephone conversation).
Foreman: Bad time? Where are you?
House: At your girlfriend’s place. Ignore the moaning and squeaking.