Daddy's Boy (Quotes)
Originally aired November 8, 2005.
Foreman: You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.
House: Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.
Wilson: If you have the money then why did you need the loan?
House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you’d give it to me. I’ve been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me $40 a year ago. Um, a little experiment to see where you’d draw the line.
Wilson: You’re... you’re trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship.
House: It’s five grand – you got nothing to be ashamed of.
Cameron: So, it's okay to lie to House but not to a patient?
Cuddy: Yep.
Wilson: Now, be a grown-up and either tell Mommy and Daddy you don't want to see them or I'm picking you up at seven for dinner.
House: What do you mean? You just said...?
Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line.
Wilson: Two wheeled vehicles that travel 150 miles an hour don't really go well with crippled irresponsible drug addicts.
Cameron: What's with the jacket?
House: It keeps me warm and (flicks hair) cool. How does it know?
Foreman: (Talking about Dinner with House's parents). It's dinner. It's sixty minutes, most of which will be spent chewing. Unless they say something like, "Do you prefer the chardonnay or the merlot? And, oh, by the way, we kept Greg locked in the closet for 17 years," you're not going to learn anything interesting.
Foreman: You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.
House: Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.
Wilson: If you have the money then why did you need the loan?
House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you’d give it to me. I’ve been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me $40 a year ago. Um, a little experiment to see where you’d draw the line.
Wilson: You’re... you’re trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship.
House: It’s five grand – you got nothing to be ashamed of.
Cameron: So, it's okay to lie to House but not to a patient?
Cuddy: Yep.
Wilson: Now, be a grown-up and either tell Mommy and Daddy you don't want to see them or I'm picking you up at seven for dinner.
House: What do you mean? You just said...?
Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line.
Wilson: Two wheeled vehicles that travel 150 miles an hour don't really go well with crippled irresponsible drug addicts.
Cameron: What's with the jacket?
House: It keeps me warm and (flicks hair) cool. How does it know?
Foreman: (Talking about Dinner with House's parents). It's dinner. It's sixty minutes, most of which will be spent chewing. Unless they say something like, "Do you prefer the chardonnay or the merlot? And, oh, by the way, we kept Greg locked in the closet for 17 years," you're not going to learn anything interesting.


