Originally aired September 27, 2005.

Cameron: "So why haven't you fired House? I mean, it's just — you guys are always screaming at each other and I figure you hate him..."
Cuddy: "I don't hate him."
Cameron: "Why not? He's a great doctor, but any other hospital administrator would have fired him years ago."
Cuddy: "Four of them did. The question is why did I hire him?"

Cameron: "You both went to Michigan. Did you know him while you were there?"
Cuddy: "I was still an undergrad, but yeah, I knew him. He was already a legend."
Cameron: "So you just knew him as a legend?"
Cuddy: "My God, you're subtle. Anything else on your mind?"

Foreman: (Talking to House). "You ever think about writing a book on office politics?"