Originally aired September 20, 2005.

Cuddy: "We need FDA approval for any surgical technique used for diagnostic purposes."
House: "Absolutely. If we were doing anything invasive; but there's nothing invasive. You know, I'm not cutting into her head I'm just looking for a clot."
Cuddy: "Not invasive? You're killing her."
House: "Don't split hairs. If it works, she lives."
Cuddy: "Make sure the mom understands that this is a million to one shot."
House: "I'll see that Wilson passes that along."

Wilson: "You have a cane, nobody even likes you."
House: "I'm not terminal, merely pathetic; you wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with."

House: "You stay away from the patient."
Cameron: "What'd I do?"
House: "Oh well, you'd just get all warm and cuddly around the dying girl and insinuate yourself; end up in a custody battle."