Originally aired March 22, 2005.

House: (To Chase): That's a catchy diagnosis. You could dance to that.

Cuddy: House has been very busy...
Vogler: Saving New Jersey from leprosy - yes, I know.

House: I need the lawyer.
Vogler: Who'd you kill?
House: Nobody. But it's not even lunch.

House: Jail. You'd like that. No more naughty schoolgirl. Conjugal visit - that's [Cuddy's] new fantasy.

House: But unless I've been named as the fourth part of the axis of evil, invaded and occupied, this is still not a democracy. He's staying.

Vogler: Da-da-da... Dr. House in the house!

Bill: Your people insulted my brother.
House: What? Romano in the Parmesan cheese shaker again?

House: My car has been stolen.
Wilson: (Sees House's new car). Or reincarnated.

House: You know, they're gangsters, sure, but they're thoughtful, too.

Henry: [My brother] is not too smart.
House: Genetics is a powerful force.

Chase: You can trust me.
House: Problem is, if I can't trust you, I can't trust your statement that I can trust you. But thanks anyway - you've been a big help.

House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person's estrogen level to increase dramatically.
Bill: What is it?
House: It's called... estrogen.