I'm 23 and I live in Harbinger, North Carolina. I'm a big House fan, of course, and have been watching since the very beginning.

Other than that, I own the iFroggy Network, of which this site is a part. I wrote a book on internet community management called Managing Online Forums. I like sports, writing, gaming (America's Army, for one, when I can)investing, music, TV, of course (besides House, also 24, The Simpsons, The War at Home, Family Guy), reading and plenty of other things.

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The number in parentheses the episode number in the overall series and not just this season.

1 (47). Meaning
Originally aired on September 5, 2006.

2 (48). Cane and Able
Originally aired on September 12, 2006.

3 (49). Informed Consent
Originally aired on September 19, 2006.

4 (50). Lines in the Sand
Originally aired on September 26, 2006.

5 (51). Fools for Love
Originally aired on October 31, 2006.

6 (52). Que Sara Sara
Originally aired on November 7, 2006.

7 (53). Son of Coma Guy
Originally aired on November 14, 2006.

8 (54). Whac-A-Mole
Originally aired on November 21, 2006.

9 (55). Finding Judas
Originally aired on November 28, 2006.

10 (56). Merry Little Christmas
Originally aired on December 12, 2006.

11 (57). Words and Deeds
Originally aired on January 9, 2007.

12 (58). One Day, One Room
Originally aired on January 30, 2007.

13 (59). Needle in a Haystack
Originally aired on February 6, 2007.

14 (60). Insensitive
Originally aired on February 13, 2007.

15 (61). Half-Wit
Originally aired on March 6, 2007.

16 (62). Top Secret
Originally aired on March 27, 2007.

17 (63). Fetal Position
Originally aired on April 3, 2007.

18 (64). Airborne
Originally aired on April 10, 2007.

19 (65). Act Your Age
Originally aired on April 17, 2007.

20 (66). House Training
Originally aired on April 24, 2007.

21 (67). Family
Originally aired on May 1, 2007.

22 (68). Resignation
Originally aired on May 8, 2007.

23 (69). The Jerk
Originally aired on May 15, 2007.

24 (70). Human Error
Originally aired on May 29, 2007.

Originally aired September 26, 2006.

House: After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky and looks like you're up.
Cuddy: I'm ovulating. Let's go.
House: The frisky, it went away.

House: Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17 year old boys?
Ali: About 5 weeks ago? It's been very lonely.

Wilson: You couldn't make Cuddy miserable, so you're gonna make me miserable, so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf?
House: Yep!
Wilson: What makes you think I can make her miserable?
House: Because you're good at that stuff!
Wilson: Oh, I'm nothing compared to you!

House: If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?
Cuddy: No.
House: If I forget about the carpet, can I have her?

House: Why can't you be more like the age inappropriate girls who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me.

Cuddy: Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today.
House: Ha. Lot to discuss. China patterns...
Cuddy: House, she's a stalker.
House: Right. It couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive. Has to be that she's insane.
Cuddy: She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you.
House: Well, maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was.
Cuddy: I'm notifying security.
House: Is this about the carpet? You think I'll back off if you block all my fun?
Cuddy: You better not be having fun!
House: I'm having fun. I'm not having sex.
Cuddy: She's dangerous!
House: She's not dangerous.
Cuddy: She's pretty.
House: She's pretty.
Cuddy: Men are stupid.
House: I'm with you so far.
Cuddy: I'm notifying security.
House: Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's insightful!
(Cuddy enters a conference room, closes door).
House: You can't stop our love!

Wilson: You're not autistic. You don't even have Asperger's. You wish you did, it would exempt you from the rules. Give you freedom, absolve you of responsibility. Let you date 17 year olds. But, most important, it would mean you're not just a jerk.
House: At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk?

House: Why would you feel sorry for someone that gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities which are utterly meaningless, insincere and therefore degrading. This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, your secretions or your grandma's itchy place. Imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind numbing social niceties. I don't pity this kid - I envy him.

Chase: It's funny. You get a normal kid, the parent works. You get a special kid that costs more, you quit and turn the backyard into a therapy circuit.
Cameron: Yes, if only you were handicapped. All the good times you could have had with dad.

Cuddy: I have sad news for you. She doesn't love you.
House: You're ugly when you're jealous.
Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night. Came on to me.
House: She's more perfect than I thought.
Cuddy: She has mole on her right breast just below the nipple.
House: No, she doesn't.
Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?!
House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went "Greg House, Greg House, Greg House".

House: Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel.

Foreman: I had a date last night. She screamed. Should we spend $100,000 testing her?
House: Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!

Originally aired September 19, 2006.

House: OK, next procedure: we sneak in, turn back time.

House: Wow, you guys look like crap. What do you got?
Chase: Purple dye on my fingers.
House: What did the bone marrow biopsy show?
Foreman: Don't have the results.
House: What? What have you been doing all night?
Cameron: Jello shots and wild sex, what else?

Wilson: How's Ezra Powell?
House: Resting comfortably.
Wilson: Hmm, that's not what Cameron says.
House: I hate practicing medicine in high school.

Wilson: Worried about meeting your one patient per week quota?
House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accomodations must be made.

House: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. (Puts head under the patient's bed sheet).

House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy,or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.
Cuddy: True, better be true and you're a pig.

Foreman: All that in 24 hours?
House: Nah, whatever you don't get done you can finish at the autopsy.

Powell: I don't regret what I did. Informed consent... patient rights... holds back research.
Cameron: (Cuts some of Powell's skin off).
Powell: (Screams in pain). What the hell are you doing?
Cameron: Informed consent is holding back our diagnosis.

House: Wow! You guys look like crap!

House: Don't go towards the light! You'll fall and break your hip.

Chase: It's his call.
Foreman: So, what do we do? Put a plastic bag over his head and get it over with?

House: Come on, he's old, sick and tiny. We can do whatever we want to him.

Powell: Dr. Chase said my calcium is normal.
House: We call him "Dr. Idiot".

Originally aired September 12, 2006.

House: So, you're saying Chase did screw up.
Chase: Or Foreman screwed up.
Foreman: Big hand points to minutes, maybe you got them mixed up.
House: Oh snap, Foreman is playing the dozens. You're at a huge cultural disadvantage here, Chase. Take a couple minutes here and think of a witty retort.
(Pause).
Chase: Hey Foreman, your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Cuddy: (Taking about Cameron). She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is.

Cuddy: We need another plan.
Wilson: Don't talk about it that way.
Cuddy: What way?
Wilson: "Plan." It sounds like we are conspiring against him.

Cameron: I have time for one more.
Nurse: Don't blame you for spending extra time down here. Heard the artist formerly known as gimp is back upstairs.

House: When did you develop such strong opinions about my patients? Last week you were convinced my patient wasn't sick. Now you're convinced this one is.
Cuddy: This one is a young boy. His parents are desperate. Just get together with your team, spend a few extra hours—
House: Well, I guess we could amputate his left leg. It's where we found most of it. Maybe we should just remove his affected eye completely.
Cuddy: If you have reason to believe that might help.
House: I'm not going to start lopping off body parts. But, it's interesting that you give me the green light.
Cuddy: I just want you to do something.
House: You've been overly supportive this entire week. Either your hormonal or your guilt ridden. And its too early in the pregnancy for this to be hormonal.
Cuddy: I'm not pregnant.
House: What did you do wrong?
Cuddy: He had Addison's. Your last patient. You were right. I gave him one shot of cortisol and he woke up like Rip Van Winkle.

Cameron: He was right.
Cuddy: But, he didn't know that. He needs at least some glimmer of humility.
Cameron: Why does he need that, because other people have that? Why does he need to be like other people?

House: The results came back. The lab cannot identify the metal. Said it might not even be terrestrial.
Chase: Really?
House: No, you idiot. It's titanium.

House: Foreman, you gotta steal this thing for me!
Foreman: Oh, let me ring up one of the homies.

House: Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics.

House: Why don't I have high def in my office? I'm a department head.

House: I need a laser pointer.
Cameron: We don't have a laser pointer.
House: Well, why not? Who's going to take us seriously if we don't have a laser pointer?

Originally aired September 5, 2006.

Cameron: You did something for which she is grateful, and you're embarrassed?
House: For you. She saw you coming up and thought you were a 14 year old boy. I set her straight.

House: (After executing a skateboard trick). Oh! I stuck that primo! How rad am I?!

Cuddy: Twenty four times a year you come storming into my office spouting that you can help someone. Except you never say those words. You say something like, "His pancreas is going to explode because his brain is on fire!

Cuddy: You ran here?
House: It's just eight miles.
Cuddy: Why did you?
House: Why does a dog lick it's workplace acceptable euphemism for testicles?
Wilson: Because he can.

House: Inject him with cortisol. He'll have sex with his wife again! He'll hug his kid again! Hopefully that's the combination he was using... be a shame if I cured a pedophile.

House: (Speaking to Cuddy). You're smiling. That's a bad sign.

House: Re-do every blood test he's ever had. Re-scan his head.
Cameron: No. He's been sick and suffering for eight years. I'm not going to help you make it worse. I'm not going to help you make it interesting.
House: That's okay. Foreman's better at that stuff than you are. We need five millimeter cuts.
Foreman: No.
(House and Cameron both look at Chase).
Chase: (Pause). How many millimeters?

Cameron: You're lucky he didn't die.
House: I'm lucky? He's the one who didn't die.

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